Hamara Congress announces the launch of Modisattva working for – amongst other noble goals – high TRPs. Yes, we’re not being entirely serious here:
Narendra Modi : Well, for a party that calls itself right-wing, the BJP is getting too many things wrong. Our terrorism plank backfired. We tried Ram and got rammed. In fact, the elections results were such a joke that the party is now in splits. I believe it’s time to move on.
No one can blame Hamara Congress for not having a sense of humour. For more laughs, read the entire piece here.